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Total Medals Earned: 139 (From 42 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,065 Points

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FPA: Sneak Peek

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)

A tiny trial 5 Points

Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.

An awesome trial 25 Points

Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.

For Science! 25 Points

Beat the sciencey challenge room.

Challenge Accepted! 50 Points

Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!

Fracuum

Medals Earned: 4/13 (25/385 points)

Defense 5 Points

Obtain the gun

Money 5 Points

Collect a coin

Murder 5 Points

Murder an enemy

Win 10 Points

Beat the game

Massacre 25 Points

Kill all the enemies

Riches 25 Points

Collect all the coins

100% 50 Points

Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins

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Freeway Fury 2

Medals Earned: 7/30 (50/360 points)

Jump 5 Points

Jump onto a moving vehicle!

Motorcycle 5 Points

Steal a motorcycle.

Police Car 5 Points

Steal a police car.

Close Escape 10 Points

Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.

Long Distance 10 Points

Barely make the jump to another vehicle.

Takedown 10 Points

Destroy a vehicle.

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Freeway Exit 5 Points

Take the freeway exit.

Oncoming 500 5 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.

Finish Line 1 10 Points

Reach the left-most finish line.

Finish Line 2 10 Points

Reach the second finish line.

Finish Line 3 10 Points

Reach the third finish line.

Finish Line 4 10 Points

Reach the fourth finish line.

Finish Line 5 10 Points

Reach the fifth finish line.

Finish Line 6 10 Points

Reach the sixth finish line.

Finish Line 7 10 Points

Reach the right-most finish line.

Jump x3 10 Points

Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 1500 10 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.

Oncoming Exit 10 Points

Take the exit from the oncoming lane!

Speed Reversal 10 Points

Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.

Jump x6 25 Points

Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 3000 25 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.

Jump x8 50 Points

Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.

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Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

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I Have 1 Day

Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)

Saw that coming 25 Points

Beat the game without wasting a single hour.

How 'bout 2 days? 10 Points

Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.

Icy Cave of Frustration

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)

Loser! 5 Points

You lost the game.

Smash! 5 Points

Kill a caveman with your icicle.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Hit a bird with your icicle.

Care-ibou 10 Points

Show some interest!

Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points

Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.

Popsicle 50 Points

Reach level 15.

Basic Instinct 100 Points

You're the icicle master. Complete the game.

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Inspiration Dave

Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/500 points)

Played The Plains 25 Points

Finish World 1.

Further than most 10 Points

Get the medal on the tutorial stage.

Aesthetically Rotating 25 Points

Unlock the annoying but gently soothing rotating jump.

But Wait, There Is More! 25 Points

Finish World 3.

The Jams of Dave 25 Points

Unlock the Jukebox.

Through A Forest 25 Points

Finish World 2.

Rendertrail 50 Points

Unlock the loooooooooooooooong trail.

SCRUB GIMP JOB I COULD DO BETTER 50 Points

Unlock the funny-looking tileset.

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K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

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Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

Leaks

Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/445 points)

Warm Up 5 Points

kick 100 bricks in one level

Burn recovery 10 Points

recover burn energy

Far Far Away... 10 Points

reach 500m mark

C'mon! 5 Points

kick 500 bricks overall

First Level 5 Points

beat first level

Combo Maniac 10 Points

kick 30 bricks in a row

Extra Life 10 Points

get an additional life

Insanity 10 Points

survive after the ball speedup

Slower please! 10 Points

slow down 2 times in a row

Tough Guy 10 Points

kick 200 bricks in one level

Unstoppable! 10 Points

kick 1000 bricks overall

Ball Controller 25 Points

kick 60 bricks in a row

Hurt me plenty 25 Points

kick 5000 bricks overall

Only Hardcore 25 Points

kick 500 bricks in one level

Real Ace 25 Points

reach 1000m mark

Arkanoid God 50 Points

kick 100 bricks in a row

The Legend 50 Points

reach 2000m mark

Top Water 50 Points

reach maximum water level

Completed 100 Points

beat all levels

Leave Cthulhu Alone

Medals Earned: 14/15 (275/280 points)

Bomb a Shield 5 Points

You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!

Lunatic Fringe 5 Points

You have made a Monster Loonie!

Mystic Moider 5 Points

You've killed with the mystic!

Professor Bomb 5 Points

You have slain with the Professor Bomb!

Cop Bat 10 Points

You have poisoned someone with cop bat!

Level 10 10 Points

You are getting into the nitty-gritty!

Rival Schooling 10 Points

You've killed a Rival!

Close Call 25 Points

You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!

Level 20 25 Points

You are way deep in it now!

Maniac Cop 25 Points

You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!

Rival Meets Lightning 25 Points

You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!

Shield Slapper 25 Points

You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!

Rival Love Tap 50 Points

You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!

WINNER 50 Points

You have completed the game! Amazing!

Level 1 5 Points

You have completed the first and easiest level!